31 Things Not to Stuff in Your Thanksgiving Turkey

Best meal of the year: Turkey, smashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, etc. etc. The dressing of course is the high point, so Trend Hunter offers this advice on things that probably should not be stuffed in your turkey before you serve your guests. Of course you should not stuff your turkey with an iPhone or a $500,000 watch, so we are sticking to actual food items, like alfalfa popscicles or living creatures like microscopic microbes for this list. This isn't a complete or exhaustive list by any means and you may choose to stuff your turkey with these items after roasting.