I have reached the end of the internet - a site that only sells toe food. Sweets and chocolate that looks like toes or feet.
However, they sound really, really dull on the website, as you can see from the excerpt below. YAWN. In an ironic way, I like the list of toe sayings on the site (example: “I’m glad you stepped into my life!"), although my toes curl at the thought of podiatrist dinner parties where these are all trotted out.
The products are okay, sort of, but frustrating-- this could be an amazing concept like the chocolate skulls.