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From Toddler-Friendly Scooters to Designer Scooters

By: Brian G Randles - Published: • References:
Instead of introducing this cluster with an intro written by yours truly, I will let the esteemed blog turned book ‘Stuff White People Like’ break an egg of knowledge all over your face…

“As it stands, every single white person on earth either owns, has owned, or is dreaming about owning a Vespa Scooter.  And why not?  They are Italian, feature vintage design, low emissions, make the rider look more sophisticated, and they carry a little bit of risk. In fact, were it to have a liberal arts degree and a steady income,  a Vespa scooter would possesses every important quality that a white person looks for in a spouse.”

Thanks SWPL, you always know how to look beyond the innovation and take it directly to race.

Anyway, from toddler-friendly scooters to designer scooters, check out the 13 inspiring Vespas which, no matter what color your skin is, will have you shopping for an after Christmas scooter sale. Stats for 13 Inspiring Vespas Trending: Older & Mild
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