If you are a rugged, outdoorsy mans-man, the 'You Dirty Dog' soap might be the perfect thing to get you squeaky-clean. Made by Owen & Fred, this 100% Vegan soap includes Peru balsam (which is most commonly used for wounds and assists in skin rejuvenation), activated charcoal (which draws toxins from underneath the skin for optimal cleanliness) and cedar wood for its soothing properties and masculine scent.
According to the Owen & Fred website,"Scented like an old cigarbox, with a hint of Peru Balsam and black pepper, this is how we imagine Teddy Roosevelt would smell after wrestling a bear to the ground." If you've spent an afternoon cutting down trees, hunting wild boar or building things with your bare hands, the dirty dog soap has the ingredients to keep you in tip-top hygienic shape.
As for cleaning your dirty mind, you're on your own.