A new web app called 'What Would I Say' generates automated Facebook status updates. The catch is the app creates nonsensical updates based on your unique voice and way of speaking. It does this by looking at your past updates from your Facebook profile. To use, simply log on to your account from the What Would I Say website and click 'generate status.' If you like what you see, you can then post it directly to your newsfeed.
The website was created for the 2013 University HackPrinceton hack-a-thon. The program collects and rearranges your words in a somewhat sensical sentence. It is also worth noting the site does not keep any personal information, it only views it on a temporary basis.