The Uni-Corn Corn Holder is a Puntastic Way to Clamp Corn Cobs

 - Mar 28, 2010
References: perpetualkid & urlesque
I don't think I'll ever be able to eat corn without my Uni-Corn Corn Holder. Regular old corn-shaped corn holders just don't cut it anymore.

Every so often, a product comes along that takes your breath away. The Uni-Corn Corn Holder is that product. I can't believe it took so long to harness the power of unicorns to help people eat corn. Corn sales are sure to surge to all-time highs, thanks to unicorns. America's farmers are saved. Take that, E85.