Tofu Meat Beverages

You would think that after the disaster that was Orbitz beverage companies would have learned that most North American consumers don’t like chewing on something in their drinks. However, the strange people over a Jones Soda have thumbed their noses at this idea and created the vegan-friendly, sugar-free Tofurky and Gravy Soda.

That’s right, if not being able to eat turkey and stuffing on Thanksgiving was getting a vegetarian down, now, they can drink their holiday meal. Jones Soda is marketing the Tofurky and Gravy soda with the tagline, “Soda you can chew on.” I think I’ll pass and go straight to the non-liquid pumpkin pie.