The Tinderella shirt by Kid Dangerous dubs you a modern-day princess.
Most of us are familiar with Tinder, the dating app that's become popular among the 18-24 year old demographic -- but some people are more active on it than others. While there are no glass slippers, fairy godmothers or pumpkins-turned-carriages in this tale of modern-day romance, if you're lucky, there will be a prince charming at the end -- depending on whether or not you both swipe to the right.
Of course, in this day and age, you're more likely to get messages asking if you're "DTF" rather than dinner invitations, but on the off-chance that chivalry is not dead, you could become a contemporary Cinderella. At the very least, it will be an interesting how-we-met story for the kids.