Usually when you read a title like ‘Hilarious Boyfriend Blogs,’ it would normally be found on the cover of a teenie-bopper magazine next to a Jonas brother. However, Things My Boyfriend Says is full of quotable mini-stories for all of us to enjoy. I have included a few choice quotes from Things My Boyfriend Says. Enjoy.
me: It’s my birthday soon. You’d better get me something pretty.
e: I’ll get ME something pretty, and you can play with it.
me: I finished your ice cream.
e: That’s okay. I ate your memory card.
e: Come here Mustard.
me: Why are you calling me mustard?
e: You said last night that I could.
me: No I didn’t.
e: Yes you did. Think back, Mustard.