I always wanted to be a spy, but then I remembered how bad I am at keeping secrets and how hard it is for me to blend into the background. But if I was a spy, the TacPen DNA Harvester would be perfect.
This is a fully functional pen on one end and on the other it is an instrument of painful DNA extraction. Created by Campco, the people who brought you the Uzi, this bad boy lets you both stab and collect at the same time. The TacPen DNA Harvester really does kill two birds with one pen.