I must be somewhat impaired, though it's never been officially recognized: I love to watch movies with the captions/sub-titles on. This drives friends and family members crazy, but looky here! The Subtitle Glasses are definitely the answer for viewers like me, who seem to miss half or more of a movie, when deprived of closed captioning.
This handy gadget even works in movie theaters, where the glasses pick up a the caption signal from a computer through an integrated receptor. The subtitles are then transmitted to the glasses and projected onto a mini screen right on the lens.