For some people, very few things can entice them to wake up at a decent hour; but I'm sure one of those few things would be the Shredder Clock. Cleverly illustrating that time is money, it would probably get even the laziest soul up and at 'em in no time.
Sadly, the Shredder Clock really speaks to today's society in which everyone is concerned with money, status and the next new thing. Yet anything that motivates you to live your life is never a truly bad thing.
Simple and effective, the Shredder Clock will actually shred whatever cash you put in there. So make sure you really need to wake up when you put a $100 bill in there because there's no snooze button.