There is no better to maintain personal hygiene than by wiping yourself with your own words printed on toilet paper, which you can now achieve through the use of 'Shitter.' Using some simple word play, Shitter has started a business selling toilet paper that has tweets printed on it. To sweeten the deal, however, the tweets aren't just random tweets, they're directly from the feed of the customer.
When ordering the toilet paper, one has the option of choosing tweets from their main feed or from their timeline. If one doesn't want their own words on the bathroom tissue, they can choose to have the tweets from anyone's feed printed on their loo roll. That means if one so chooses, they could wipe their bum with the words of Kanye West of Hilary Clinton.
Shitter will attract consumers because of its comical, ironic appeal.