The Occult Jam Features a Strand of Hair From Princess Diana

Have you ever wanted to eat a spreadable preserve that contains the hair of Princess Diana? If your answer is yes, the you should get yourself a jar of Occult Jam, and probably seek counseling.

Occult Jam comes in a variety of flavors, each featuring a different occult ingredient, whether it be sand from the pyramids or a strand of Princess Diana's hair. No word as to how the jam in question will taste, but I bet it will be to Di for.