If emotional sentiments are one of the very few things you struggle with, just get this nerdy Valentine's Day card on the case.
If you and your Valentine are friends of the popular British show 'Sherlock,' then this card would be great to give, and if you break up a week later, you can just point to the card and say they shouldn't get to worked up about it. For those who don't know, 'Sherlock' is a modern remake of the famous detective novels. In it, the tittle character is very smart, but struggles with expressing emotion and dealing with interpersonal interactions.
Made by Etsy creator 'SweetGeek,' this nerdy Valentine's Day card has a cute image of Sherlock Holmes on the cover. Underneath him it says "I Find Your Company Tolerable."