An upmarket hairdresser's, Hari's, in Knightsbridge, London, has taken inspiration from Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary. Oh yes, a new product is available that is enough to make your hair stand on end â€" it's made from bull's semen.
The 45-minute intense conditioning treatment uses thoroughbred semen from Aberdeen Angus bulls in a farm in Cheshire and is said to offer the ultimate shine for £55. The hairdresser has made the product by combining the organically produced semen with the root of protein-rich plant katera.
To use? The mixture is massaged into the client's hair after it has been shampooed, then put under a steamer so the treatment penetrates the hair. Before settling on bull seman, the salon claims to have tried hundreds of products, including wild New Zealand avocados and truffle oil.
I just really want to know how they discovered bull semen would work.
Hair Product Uses Bull Semen
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