The HUF x Skate Mental Clock Tells You What to Do, Not the Time

The HUF x Skate Mental Clock doesn't have any numbers on its face, but instead a couple of blunt directions for the street-savvy skater.

The clock isn't necessarily ideal for someone who needs to know the time, as the time of day that is displayed includes Skate, F*ck, Eat and Drink; perfect for the beach bum or college student with attitude. Now, realistically you'll be able to tell what the actual time is just fine if you're familiar with the face of a standard clock, but we can safely assume that if you're interested in this unusual timepiece that you're likely not going to need to know the exact time. Save the big boy clocks for when you have a career and opt for the offensively tacky HUF x Skate Mental Clock.