The Golden Piggy Bank is Cast from a Deceased Piglet

 - May 13, 2014
References: firebox & sneakhype
The Golden Piggy Bank never got to go to the market, but it does get to stay home -- your home, hopefully. The luxurious gold porker is actually made from the marble cast of a deceased piglet and is spray-painted gold (don't worry, it died of natural causes).

You will have no desire to smash this piggy bank because it is too luxurious and will actually look good in your home compared to the usual childish piggy banks that are sold in stores. This classy farmyard animal is extremely detailed, from its body hairs to its curly tail.

It may be pricier than your average piggy bank, but it will be worth it when all of your guests are squealing in astonishment at its realistic features.