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Mariah Carey Loves 802.11n

 - Mar 6, 2008
References: techiediva
Sure we've heard of geeky celebrities like Josh Hartnett (major Star Wars fan), but Mariah Carey? She's a nerd? According to her latest video for Touch My Body, you bet. Not only do the lyrics include geeky jargon, references to YouTube and video features of Guitar Hero and laser tag.

Flouncing around like a little bimbo, Mariah skanks it up in a completley unbuttoned white shirt which reveals a lacy black bra. She and her boobs bounce over to the desk where an uber-keener, ultra-nerdy techie is trying to fix her computer.

After he tinkers with her PC, she seductively says, "The download speed was killing me; please tell me you updated to 802.11n."

I can't handle it! So cliche, hot girl hitting on geeky guy to get the help she needs. Oh well, geeky guys the world over will surely appreciate this one. Plus, Mariah's agent is smart to target weboholics; they are taking over all forms of media, so celebrities may as well start appealing to them.