The ‘Zero Fog Blaster' Rings Up a Big Boy Hit

 - Dec 13, 2008
References: thinkgeek
Smoke rings will kill ya. Don’t think they won’t. This Zero Fog Blaster says it’s fog, but you know it’s secondhand smoke. Secondhand cigar smoke! It has some non-toxic, lovely, smelly junk that you are supposed to use, but you know you will do your best to fart in it AND use cigar smoke so it blows the most foul-smelling ring EVAH. I rule.

But seriously, this Zero Fog Blaster is a fun smoking gun for grown-ups. It blows smoke rings that, according to the retailer, are cherry-scented.