The Foods Before Dudes Shirt Proves You've Got Your Priorities Straight

 - Nov 24, 2014
References: shop.nylon
The 'Foods Before Dudes' shirt by Amateur Persons Apparel is a hilarious way to let everyone know you've got a good head on your shoulders.

If you're looking for a motto to live by, this one is as good as any. Boyfriends are cool and all -- they'll kill spiders for you and pick the restaurant when you're too indecisive. But a boyfriend simply does not compare to pizza. How could he? A pizza is like a delicious cheese medley. A delicious cheese medley that doesn't speak, and therefore can't complain about how long it takes you to get ready.

If you have a boyfriend, remind him that ranks significantly lower than your favorite snack foods by wearing this hilarious t-shirt.