Feng Zhu Encourages You to Serve the Empire With Sexy Stormtroopers

Cheese and crackers, Feng Zhu has made it really hard to stay focused right now. Feng Zhu has combined two of my favorite things in life--beautiful women and Star Wars--into one awesome poster series.

I’d gladly tell Luke Skywalker to #### off if these ladies were the face of the Empire. I’d love to shoot some pesky Ewoks if I could have one of these bombshells by my side. Feng Zhu’s posters could have turned the tide of the Galatic Civil War.

The fact that I love these posters so much and that I know the name of the war in the Star Wars series confirms my nerdiness. Damn you, Feng Zhu, for outing me.