The Fart Extinguisher is a Life-Saving Air Freshener

 - Dec 8, 2010
References: neatoshop & neatorama
Get a round of laughter and applause this holiday season by pulling out the Fart Extinguisher after a hearty meal of comfort food. Shaped like a mini fire extinguisher, this air freshener will not only relieve the tension (if there is any), it will also relieve the stench of gas that is sure to arise during the holidays.

Priced at $8.95, the Fart Extinguisher is currently available online at the Neatoshop. It is effective on every gas bomb from Dog Farts to S.B.D. Farts (Silent but Deadly).