The Dirty Cream Takes the Cute Out of Ewoks With Schergen

 - Jan 11, 2010   Updated: Jul 18 2011
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Presumably the artists behind The Dirty Cream's Schergen models were not thinking of Ewoks when they created these little creatures. But the resemblance remains, and I can't help but see the Schergen designs as less-cute versions of the ridiculous teddy bear warriors of Star Wars.

Schergen models come in 'regular' (the dark colored ones) and in a lighter version. They're both still cute, even if they aren't as cute as Ewoks.

Implications - After all, who says Ewoks always aren't totally adorable? As far as I'm concerned, the Dirty Cream’s Schergen models may just be the perfect mix or cute, creepy and funny. This particular combination of opposing elements is likely what makes these skeletal Ewok castings so hypnotic and sensational.