Wheels as Wings

Now, this is an interesting invention. The Death Wheel 3000dx is a Superman-inspired flying simulator, or at least that's what the marketers are calling it. To me it looks like a kid's creation during craft hour. The device has two huge wheels which serve as the transportation while the middle is where the person is supposed to "fly."

The body-worn suspension allows you to be suspended over the ground while the two wheels allow you to move. The Death Wheel 3000dx is really just an imaginative way to get a spinal injury, and the name really does nothing for me...