Making love with the power of the dark side of the Force sounds so wrong, but the Darth Vader Condom says otherwise.
The Sith Lord has taken on many forms from CD players to pencils, but never have I thought that he'd become a contraceptive. For the Star Wars fans who have fantasized what it would be like to have him in the bedroom, the Darth Vader Condom is as close as they'll get. The package depicts the Star Wars villain pointing and saying "I am not your father!" in French, which is clearly a statement he can never make to Luke and Leia.
Use the Darth Vader Condom to make this statement true.