While there are thousands of adorable soothers you could choose from for your newborn, a cork pacifier will appease your child and give you a good laugh.
This pacifier is designed to look like a wine bottle cork with the word 'cork' written in bold, black letters. It's perfect for parents who enjoy wine and would like to extend their humor to their kids.
Furthermore, just as the phrase "put a cork in it" goes, when your baby starts crying simply put this cork pacifier in his mouth and hope it gets him to quiet down. When other parents see your baby sporting this soother, they'll appreciate the humor and wish their kid had a pacifier just as awesome as yours.