The 'Blabber Meter' Values Precious Minutes Wasted Rambling

 - Nov 17, 2010
References: blabbermeter & foolishgadgets
The 'Blabber Meter' is a useful tool for those who value their time, yet find it's constantly devoured by blathering birdbrains. This device is designed specifically to evaluate irretrievable instants.

Equipped with a big start/stop button, the 'Blabber Meter' adds and multiplies numbers of chattering coworkers against time wasted. It can just as happily help you calculate the cost of a domestic dispute, all the while delivering alerts at intervals to notify the time lapse. During those rare moments of peace, the 'Blabber Meter' functions well as a desk clock.