Secure Celeb Transportation Will Get You There and Back in Style

 - Jan 29, 2010
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When I first saw the stretch SUV limo, I thought it looked ridiculous, and it turns out it is ridiculous. And now they have gone ahead and made armored limos, which make the SUV limo look normal.

This contraption looks like an armored truck (the kind used by banks) but stretched, and inside, it is nothing like an armored truck. No word as to how the armored limos will stand up to armed robbers looking to steal the gems off the ladies at lame bachelorette parties everywhere.