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Add the Drunken Monkey Jam to Your Morning Meals for a Buzz

 - Apr 7, 2014
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Get a buzz off breakfast with this inebriating animal-inspired jam.

The Drunken Monkey Jam is a fun breakfast addition, with a blend of sugar coated bananas, a dash of lime and a splash of rum. Slosh it on your toast, waffles, pancakes, or anything you see fit, and you'll be buzzing with delight! This jam will sauce up all your ordinary ice cream dishes or peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and it is a fun approach to inebriation in the early morning hours for those who don't want to drink.

Spread wisely, because you don't want to start off your day the wrong way, especially if this is used before a long work day!