15 Achy Breaky Heart Innovations

My only advice to those of you who are currently wallowing in a sea of their own tears, sheets and filth due to a recent breakup is to take solace in the fact that it happens to everybody. Your mom, your cousin Ronnie and even Obama have had their hearts broken at some point in their life.

So in honor of the devastatingly inevitable part of dating, here are the 15 achy breaky heart innovations. No country music included.