Coucha-Sutra Offers Positions For Men With No Sex Lives

Ready for a new position? Break out the poster from DirectTv - the Coucha-Sutra. They show 27 new positions you and your companion can try on the couch while keeping your eyes on the television. The positions are pretty mundane given the names of a few: the “jury box,” the “snake pit,” the “handful.” But I guess that either Deutsch, L.A. took the safe route or the client demanded the Coucha-Sutra give up any resemblance to the Kama Sutra.

The ad is either destined for dorm rooms everywhere or the trash.