WorkPoop is dedicated to telling everyone and anyone how much they are earning at work when they poo. For example, if you earn $10 an hour and you excrete for 15 minutes per day for 7 days a week, you are earning $910 without doing anything but pooing. Yay! We apologize--this trend is a little icky.
We know you’re not actually earning more than normal, but it’s nice to know you’ve cheated your boss out of a few minutes of work.
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