1. Wear your shirt back to front.
2. Wear your husband’s jacket (or even boxer shorts!)
3. Tie a tablecloth or blanket around yourself for an ‘interesting’ look.
4. Wear handkerchiefs as knickers.
and finally (the one point I agree with the most)
5. Buy less and choose well
In terms of #5, which advises us to only splurge on classic items--lets see more of these in your next collection, Vivienne.