If you hate hearing about the recession and the economy, the Recession Blocker is a great tool to stay informed without becoming depressed.
The Recession Blocker blacks out words like "depression," "economy" and "bank" on any website. I tried it out on Google News and CNN Money just to see how it'd look. Sure enough, depressing buzzwords were awash in black, while the remainder of the page displayed just as it should.
Implications - Sometimes ignorance really is bliss; the Recession Blocker will have you feeling great all day long. Leave your thoughts about this remarkable innovation in the comment section.