Just in time for Halloween, the creepiest time of year, Hoxton Street Monster Supplies Human Preserves are available in two flavors for you to enjoy: Olde Fashioned Brain Jam and Thickest Human Snot.
The two flavors are created by the Ministry of Stories, "a Hoxton-based charity workshop set up to encourage children’s imaginations and help them write their own stories." Olde Fashioned Brain Jam and Thickest Human Snot are actually just raspberry jam and lemon curd, but are described as "delicious spread thickly on just about anything, especially a human limb" and "the ultimate delicacy at any self-respecting monster’s table."
Sure, the names might throw you off, but what a great way to get your kids to eat their breakfast. Olde Fashioned Brain Jam and Thickest Human Snot are surefire ways to get a laugh out of anyone at the kitchen table.