Do you or your employees constantly get distracted by the world around you while working in an open plan office environment? Well, don't worry. Simon Brewster has found the solution... the Office Collar!
The Office Collar is a white, leather collar that helps workers focus on the task at hand, rather than watching that new secretary in her micro-mini skirt, or peering over the shoulders of colleagues as they cyberslack. The Office Collar comes in 15 variations, each designed for different corporate assignments, ensuring they see what they are supposed to see, and nothing else.
Imagine how much more effective the office staff will become when this is integrated into the corporate uniform. Good job, Simon.