I decided a long time ago that I would stop talking to inanimate objects, but that resolve may soon be revoked due to the Moshi alarm clock. Although I was never a very angry morning person, at times it's satisfying to swat your alarm in frustration. With the Moshi alarm clock, you can actually verbalize your displeasure, which is so much more gratifying.
Equipped with a voice-controlled gadget, the Moshi alarm clock responds to your requests in a respectful and timely manner. Simply start off with, "Hello Moshi," and all your wishes will come true--well, only those regarding static time.