Somehow, even with nanoscale technology, an item like the Large Pocket Shirt has converted me into considering it as an essential wardrobe addition. It must have been designed with the iPad or a laptop in mind.
Good luck finding a pen protector pouch to fit the Large Pocket Shirt! Of course, you wouldn't want to ruin your "Mr. Awesome" image with something as nerdy as that. Just picture the looks of "admiration" you'll get wearing the Large Pocket Shirt in public.