These gamer pillows from ThinkGeek are the best way to cuddle with your favorite consoles. When it's time to fluff the pillows, you could humor yourself by blowing into the cartridge the same way it was done when the game was dusty.
The gamer pillows would be the perfect way to adorn any gamer room. If gaming turns into an all-nighter, they can provide a place to rest your head. Sometimes it's important to take breaks in between gaming and these pillows may help encourage that.
I'm fairly certain Unicorn's Revenge and Lava Jump never made as NES titles, but they sure sound typical of the silly and fun games that made this system great.