This infographic illustrates funny resume quotes compiled by Almagreta. The 'Top 10 Funniest Things Job Applicants Put on Their Resumes' show how a CV can make you stand out from other prospect employees and memorable to potential employers, but in a bad way.
While these examples aren't outright unprofessional, many of them demonstrate an unusual amount of candor. While one applicant noted he was married with eight children and preferred frequent travel, another funny resume explained her dream was to be a ballerina, but went into metallurgy instead when dance became an unrealistic dream. Some statements include unfortunate spelling errors where as others indicate nothing short of arrogance (but impressive use of alliteration all the same).