For those looking to spice up their set of keys, this funny keychain by Etsy designer CandleBrightCreations features the bad behavior-excusing saying, "I’m speeding because I have to poop."
Made from recycled silver spoon bowls, these sassy keychains are not only hilarious, but also environmentally friendly. Because the silver is reused, these keychains have a vintage scuffed up look that makes them super edgy. Made entirely by hand, each keychain features a hand-graved "I’m speending because I have to poop" saying printed in capital letters boldly on the silver. The elegant make of this funny keychain is blatantly contrasted with the snarky saying print.
So, if you ever find yourself speeding home one day from work and a cop pulls you over, flash them this funny keychain and maybe they’ll let you go without a ticket.