Man, if only these Florsheim by Duckie Brown boots came out before the 4th of July! Actually, considering the nearly $500 asking price for these badass boots, I don’t think I would ever even wear them.
I would put the Florsheim by Duckie Brown shoes on my mantle above my stuffed grizzly bear and framed photo of Chuck Norris. In the photo, Chuck is holding baby Jesus in one hand and a rifle which put down said grizzly in the other. Go America.