Commuting to work in the morning is a brutal ritual, but if you pop in a piece of 'Fit Gum,' as this ad suggests, it will be as if you are being carried to work by a feline friend.
The idea of having a furry friend commuting to work with you is sublime. No longer would you be required to stand cramped on a train, because a giant cat makes for the perfect bed. Even waiting to cross the street is a thing of the past. Your feline friend will be able to carry you over the street on top of the wires.
Fit gum takes a general love of cats and blows it up to large proportions. Any cat lover would prefer to travel in style with their cat, while avoiding the hustle and bustle of the morning commute.