The Fetal Position Desk Addresses Health Concerns About Sitting All Day

 - Jun 13, 2014
References: theonion & neatorama
Studies have shown that sitting for hours on end throughout the day can have detrimental affects on people's overall health, but the option to stand is just plain tiring; enter the Fetal Position Desk. It is a hilarious spoof acknowledging the growing concern about office health and fitness. It has grown so significant that it wouldn't be surprising if someone actually tried to acquire a Fetal Position Desk.

Conceived by fine folks at The Onion, the Fetal Position Desk focuses on what 'health experts' claim is the natural working position. Dr. Amy Johnson advises people that the best working condition "is to shut down complete, return to a womb-like state and rock back and forth to sooth yourself."