Neato Shop Blesses Us with Much Sought-After Fart Info

 - Jan 24, 2013
References: neatoshop & neatorama
The aptly titled Farts: A Spotter's Guide provides detection tips, proper nomenclature and useful fart info. It will surely be a big hit with kids, as the book is packed with 10 fart sound effects. One does have to wonder from where the sound effects came from -- or maybe it's best if you don't know.

It is also claimed that the book will help redeem those who have been wronged by the foul smell of another's fart through the knowledge to point out the culprit. The book is full of clever illustrations that depict each fart, along with the havoc it "reeks" on the fartees and farters.

Some of the fart names are socially familiar ones like, "Silent But Deadly" and others have a more original titles in, "The Long Goodbye." In any case, if this fart info gets in the wrong hands, you better watch your but.