The Body Perks Fake Nipples Are Perhaps the Worst Idea Ever

 - May 27, 2010
References: selfridges & gizmodo
These are fake nipples. They’re not like breast implant nipples, but fake nipples you put on over your existing nipples to make yourself nipplier (that is a technical term, by the way).

Brought to you by England’s Selfridges, the Body Perks fake nipples aim to give you that natural look, proclaiming that to do so is oh-so-hot right now. This product is obviously geared towards to woman who has not been as blessed in the bosom department or who likes the braless look.