Anyone who is a true rock star will always have a rhythm running through their mind that they need to play, so they should all get Drumstick Pencils from SuckUK and perform awesome drum solos for everyone in the room.
Desks should be part of ever drummers kit as they provide excellent surfaces for percussion and tapping out beats. But as most band geeks know, you can't whip out your drumsticks at school or in the office without getting some disapproving stares, making these covert drumsticks all the more essential. One second you're writing out an important assignment and the next you're playing your favorite rock song to wild applause which may or may not be in your head.
Musicians should all have playful Drumstick Pencils in their stationery sets.