Domestic Beast Lets You Bottle Your Dog’s Smell for When You Miss Them

 - Apr 5, 2014
References: domesticbeast & dog-milk
Domestic Beast has created the perfect April Fool’s joke perfume for pooch lovers. If you ever miss the smell of your dog when you’re away from home, now you don’t have to. Domestic Beast created a custom cologne that’s made from your dog’s own glandular secretions. Essentially, the team managed to bottle the smell of your best friend.

Domestic Beast worked with researchers from the University of Minnesota College of Veterinary Medicine to create this individualize fragrance option for dog lovers. All you have to do is send them a some samples of your dog’s glandular secretions and they’ll craft a custom cologne that will smell just like Fido. The cologne will reduce stress and lower blood pressure.

Du Chien Cologne comes in three comically named sizes: Lil’ Whiff, Standard Sniff and Big Stank.