I am going to the pantry and converting all our food labels from generic labels to the Dharma Initiative labels. That will freak out Mrs. Sixty; since neither of us watch ‘Lost,’ she won’t have a clue what the Dharma Initiative is.
I’ll tell her that The Unit must have broken in for a covert operation. I’ll let her use my CSI flashlight and inspect the Dharma Initiative labels for fingerprints. Lost? Yeah, she’ll be lost. And I’ll be eating take-out for a few days.